Madonna has converted Jesus Luz to Kabbalah. Looks like this romance is going as planned, first she strolls around with you in NYC and then she gets you to wear a red bracelet. Go Madge. You still got it. It seems as if Madonna is doing her usual jedi mind tricks, too. Jesus is “captivated.”
According to the Daily Mirror via Showbiz Spy:
Jesus‘ family are very traditional and quite religious so this news is sure to come as something of a shock. But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her. Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching. The pair have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna‘s chatted quite freely about her personal beliefs – especially Kabbalah. He has taken a real interest in it and started making a few online inquiries into the faith.”
Ugh. Someone tell Madonna to pick on someone her own age. He’s 22. That’s just creepy and gross. She’s sort of like the female version of Hugh Hefner…
Click here for pictures of Madonna and Jesus dining in NYC.
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[...] Madonnas Jesus is schon ein feiner Kerl…extra für Schrumpelschlange Madge isser zu Kabbalah konvertiert…wusste gar nich dass das ne Religion ist. Dachte eine Sekte! (Anything Hollywood) [...]
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