Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have broken up. Megan and Brian dated for five years and were engaged for a little over two of those years. Just one second here—Megan is 22, Brian is 35. So this means Brian was a ripe, old 30 and Megan was a fresh-faced 18? That’s disgusting, Brian Austin Green. Perhaps you should dip into a pool of ladies your own age this time. We know it’s intimdating, but pushing 40 and helping your newest squeeze celebrate her 21st birthday is just plan icky.

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UsWeekly broke the story with a source close to the couple telling the magazine the “relationship had run its course. It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.” The two were planning for a low-key wedding at some point, but when asked about children Megan responded with “I feel like I need to set my career and do a movie other than Transformers,” she said. “Then I’ll explore family.”

What? Transformers doesn’t equate into a soul fulfilling career for you, Megs?

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