MIckey Rourke copped a feel on Jessica Alba on the Independent Spirit Awards red carpet on Saturday. Mickey approached Jessica and made a direct grab for her “treasured chest.” Clearly, Jessica was less than amused and  “jumped back and made a disgusted face.” Oh, Jess. Lighten up!

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Mickey Rourke didn’t win the Oscar for his role in The Wrestler, but he sure made a splash on the award season circuit. He hung out at Paris Hilton’s birthday party, was rumored to have dated Courtney Love, maybe made out with Evan Rachel Wood, and greeted Kate Winslet with his hands in his pants.

Mickey Rourke needs to work on getting nominated every year. He’s like a breath of fresh tequila breath amongst a sea of staid Oscar-goers.