Here are some of my favorite celebrity quotes: Jessica Simpson on plastic surgery in the future. “Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”

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Hayden Panettiere on being 18:

10 hottest celebrity dads! These celebrity dads are hot! We posted the 10 hottest celebrity moms last Sunday so naturally we have to give you the hottest celebrity dads! The list includes: David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Tom Brady and many more.. biased? Well then, we want you to cast your vote and vote for the hottest celebrity dad amount these 10 hot studs.

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Kate Beckinsale’s quotes: Beckinsale’s made some very blunt and pretty funny quotes on sex, cooking, smoking and so forth. A good laugh for your peaceful Sunday. Bekinsale: “I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.”

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“If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!”

Madonna has converted Jesus Luz to Kabbalah. Looks like this romance is going as planned, first she strolls around with you in NYC and then she gets you to wear a red bracelet. Go Madge. You still got it. It seems as if Madonna is doing her usual jedi mind tricks, too. Jesus is “captivated.”

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According to the Daily Mirror via Showbiz Spy:

Chris Brown’s father told reporters that his son is “remorseful” over what happened with Rihanna last weekend. Well, God, we’d hope so! “Remorseful” sort of sounds like a crude understatement if you ask us! His father fended off reporters in his Virginia home and said his son isn’t the woman-beating sociopath everyone thinks he is.

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According to People via the New York Daily News:

Amy Winehouse collapsed yesterday and was rushed to the hospital in St. Lucia. Amy has been vacationing in the Caribbean island for a few months in order to kick a pretty severe addiction to crack and heroin. She had been on replacement drugs that ran out, which caused her body to convulse and shake.

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An eye-witness told The Sun:

She looked in a terrible state, a shaking mess. The people with her were very concerned.