Britney Spears threatens to cancel her Circus Tour – BB
Lindsay Lohan caused chaos while departing from Tampa, Fla – F
Elisha Cuthbert picks stunt snoobs – CNW

An Australian beauty Mia Wasikowska – AM
Amanda Peet naked in The Whole Nine Yards – MS
Learn to hide the fat from Jessica Simpson – TC
John Mayer is back to his fame-whoring ways with the media. John has moved on from his blog to Twitter and is leaving tongue-in-cheek updates alluding to rumors he plans on proposing to Jennifer Aniston this month. John may be getting himself into hot water though. Jennifer hates when he responds to all the gossip.
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Angelina Jolie was spoofed by newcomer Abby Elliot on Saturday Night Live this past weekend. During the Weekend Update, Seth Meyers brought up the eight babies born by that woman in California when a very lip-py Jolie appears and says, “Hey Sweetpea” (ed note: would Angie Jo call Seth Meyers sweetpea?). She then inquires whether or not the new mother really needs all eight of the children. (Watch video below)

Here’s the transcript from Babble.com:
Kate Moss Wants To Be An Actress
Kate Moss now wants to add “actress” to her resume. The 35-year-old supermodel has been eyeing the silver screen for a while now and is valiantly to get her name out there. Kate has apparently befriended Michael Figgis the director behind Leaving Las Vegas.
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A source told The News Of The World:
Barack Obama was forced to acknowledge Jessica Simpson’s weight controversy during an interview with Matt Lauer. Apparently the Obama‘s shared a cover of US Weekly with Jessica Simpson where the editors cropped out Obama‘s face to make room for Jessica in those infamous high-waisted jeans and leopard print belt, with the words “Weight Battle”. When Matt Lauer pointed this out, Obama jokingly admitted it was a little “hurtful.” (Watch video below)
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Madonna is still seeing boy toy, Jesus Luz! The pair who were supposedly only working together for that ONE photo shoot were spotted together in Manhattan having a much more personal affair. Lunch with the kids! Does Madonna consider the 28 years her junior model Jesus as one of her children?
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Did I already mention that Madonna is 50 and Jesus is only 22! She could easily be his MOTHER! Gross. The pair met in Brazil when she shot pictures for W magazine. The NY Post says:






















