Jessica Simpson fired her band and is taking a year off from making music. Hmmm.  I think there might be more to it than that.  Maybe, her ‘country’ music wasn’t taking off, the fans didn’t adore her, she can’t sing under pressure and she didn’t like gaining weight.

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More pictures after the tantrum…

Holly Madison and Criss Angel have broken up. The pair who were once inseparable have now become magically split.  OK, that was bad, but the breakup is true and confirmed by publicists.

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More pictures after the disappearing act…

Hugh Hefner must be dancing in his bathrobe.  Holly was “with” Hef at the same time she was with Criss. Hef even dissed Criss and said he hoped Holly found a real man to date.  Ouch.  From Yahoo! News:

Kim and Khloe Kardashian adopted a chimpanzee. In a move that was completely idiotic and senseless, they bragged about the new ‘pet’ shortly after the chimpanzee in Connecticut went on his rampage.  Duh!  Don’t these girls watch the news?

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More pictures after the huge gaffe…

Kim implied on her blog that the monkey was a pet and permanent.  From Kim’s blog:

WE GOT A MONKEY!!!!

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful!

Now it’s being reported that Rihanna was pregnant with Chris Brown’s baby. Sigh. What next? Seriously? Are they going through old Melrose Place scripts and digging up old plotlines? Apparently, Rihanna was too nervous to tell Chris she may have a bun in the oven.

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