Samantha Ronson dedicated a not so nice song to Lindsay Lohan last night. The song’s lyrics talked about how Samantha misses the girl she fell in love with, how she was falling in and out of love, and how she’s so out of control. OUCH! While Samantha sounded angelic with her acoustic guitar, the lyrics were anything but gushing.

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According to TMZ.com the exact lyrics went as follows:

Cate Blanchett will play Maid Marian in the new Robin Hood film. Earlier this year, we reported that Sienna Miller was fired from the movie because she made Russell Crowe, the romantic lead, look too fat and old in comparison. Well it seems Cate has swooped in and turned Sienna‘s misfortune into another rockin’ movie role. Go Cate!

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John Mayer explained why he went to the Oscars with Jennifer Aniston. Although John Mayer is (shhh) supposed to be out of the spotlight now, he still (shocker) found time to babble about Hollywood and attending the Oscars with Jennifer Aniston. He says he felt like a water boy when he walked into the Kodak theater on Oscar night.

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He told Ryan Seacrest via USWeekly:

Penelope Cruz sleeps with strange men – bed partners – at least after award shows. No, she didn’t cheat on a rumored boyfriend.  She slept with her golden statuette. The Oscar award!  I wonder if he snores at night…

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Penelope seems to be well grounded, even after being in Hollywood for so long.  This is what she told China Daily about her prestigious win in the supporting actress category:

Madonna gave Rosie O’Donnell menopause advice. Rosie then blurted it out on TV during an interview and now I’m sure Madonna would like to kill her.  Madonna who is not aging or acting like a normal 50 year old is probably not thrilled that the world knows she has gone through or is in the process of menopause!

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Menopause is for old women!  And Madonna is not old!  Rosie told Tyra Banks this during the chat: