Here are some of my favorite celebrity quotes: Jessica Simpson on plastic surgery in the future. “Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”

more photos of Tyra Banks’ after the jump…

Hayden Panettiere on being 18:

“I don’t think much changes when you’re 18 – maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, porn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I’m kind of screwed.”

Tyra Banks responding to critics who poked fun at the former model’s weight gain:

“Kiss my fat ass.”

Denise Richards, when asked by TV’s Extra if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton:

“I am truly not one to give advice. I’m divorced and I stole my best friend’s husband.”

Melissa Etheridge, clutching her Oscar and reveling in her win for Best Song backstage:

“This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.”

Nick Lachey to OK Magazine after photos surfaced of he and girlfriend Vannesa Minnillo in a compromising position on vacation in Mexico:

“It’s not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker.”

Brad Pitt of fatherhood:

“It’s the most fun I have ever had and. also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced.”

 
 

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  2. Fred Smithson on February 16th, 2009 7:53 am

    Quoth Tyra Banks: “Kiss my fat ass.”

    Erm… no. No thanks. Noooooo.

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