Chris Brown wants a misdemeanor plea and no jail time in his case with Rihanna. Misdemeanor! And you know he doesn’t want to go to jail because if he is left alone with any real prisoners, they’d open up a can of whoop ass on him. Pretty boy can’t handle that.

More pictures after the insanity…

There seems to be a lot of details that still are being slowly released to the public.  Why slowly, I don’t know.  From TMZ:

We’re told Brown’s people have consulted with outside legal eagles — including law school professors — who have said Rihanna’s own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony category. Sources say Rihanna was the first one to strike — slapping and striking Brown “numerous times” while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman. And Rihanna was fighting Brown as he punched and hurt her. We’re told much of this is reflected in the official police report based on what Rihanna told cops. As a result, they say, this is not a case that demands a felony plea.

So what if she hit first, she obviously didn’t hit hard enough to leave a mark.  And is it worth continuing to hit and pummel her?  I don’t think so, guilty boy.  I hope your butt lands some jail time.