Britney Spears’ ex, Kevin Federline is getting FAT both in his wallet and his body mass. Federline seen leaving his New Orleans hotel alone Monday afternoon. Kevin is taking time out from his bowling practice schedule. He is getting paid $5,000 a week to follow Britney on her tour and tend to the needs of their sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

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more photos after the fat wallet…

Is that being a nanny or shut-up money so the boys can stay with mommy while she’s on tour? Though Kevin has his own escort in tow and will be one of hundreds of people traveling with Spears, early reports point to a reconciliation between the divorced couple. Both Federline and Spears are working together to create a healthy tour environment. Hmmm. $5 grand for hanging with Britney and their kids not bad for a career. That’s $5 grand a week!!!

Today is a very slow day except anything can happened later on, someone goes schizo and boy we’ll be breaking the big news. For now just Kevin being fat. Hey better than telling you about what I heard on CNBC just now.. all right you really want to know, don’t you? Fine! That we are in a depression not a recession. Darn, I could have told you that judging by my welfare. Forget about me.. Citibank is trading just a bit above a buck and AIG is less than 50 Cents. Dear God Please forgive us for we have sinned, bring the indices back to life again! Slap, slap, snap out of it!  We’re here to cheer you up! Forget about your retirement funds for now, be happy!
More gossip to come forget about your stocks and your mortgage. Life sucks but the good thing is Don’t think it can get too much worse from now.. at least I hope not!

I included a couple pics of Kevin and Britney when they were still a couple. Wasn’t that long ago, the pictures were taken in November, 2006. He was much slimmer than, wasn’t he?

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