Madonna Breaks Up with Jesus Luz
Madonna may have broken up with Jesus Luz. The romance of our century — Madonna and Jesus — may have finally run it’s course. Sources are saying Madonna is through with being cougar extraordinaire and has broken if off with Jesus. Nobody seems sure why, but some say it’s because she’s trying to adopt again and others say it’s because she’s jealous of younger women hitting on Jesus.
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As the Daily Star says, Baby Jesus is dead in time for Easter. Ha!
“She was drawn to Jesus. But it was just a bit of fun and she’s enjoyed herself. But she is growing bored of the relationship and her family comes first. He would ruin her chances of adopting again. And the pictures of him with Luciana made her realise that he’ll be better suited to somebody his own age.”
Please. I’m sure Madonna could give two washed up pop songs about what Jesus does and with who.
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