Madonna is voted PETA’s worst-dressed celebrity of 2009! Oops, Madonna tops PETA’s s##t list! The runners-up: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Elizabeth Hurley, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Mary J. Blige, and Kate Moss. It’s an on-line poll conducted on PETA’s own site naturally the winners are all fur-offenders.
more laughs after the jump…
This is what PETA has to say about the winners:
Madonna
When you see Madonna in fur, you realize why nobody has copied her style since 1984. We know that she’s on the prowl for a young cub, but someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn’t make you a cougar.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Because fur adds 20 years and 20 pounds, maybe Mary-Kate and Ashley think their matronly wardrobe will deflect the gossip about bulimia. Somewhere, someone is missing a matching pair of Bigfoot bobblehead dolls.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
“Maggot” has gone from being lost in her brother’s shadow to being lost inside some really ugly fur coats. Where is her fashion sense? Maybe Christian Bale dropped her on her head during an action sequence in The Dark Knight.
Kanye West
Kanye rants about not winning Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards, but what he really deserves is a “lifetime bereavement award” for all the corpses in his closet. Kanye, we love the quirky suits, but you can’t claim to be “the voice of this generation” while flaunting fur, which is old-school and cruel.
Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Wholey? Instead of flaunting the remains of animals, this faded siren should focus on the remains of her career. She made us want to hurley when we saw her pimping for furriers in those desperate ads.
It is indeed quite cruel if you read up on how a fur coat is made.. perhaps we should opt for other options, you think?
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