Lisa Connell, a British woman who was diagnosed with brain cancer in 2006, wants to spend $80, 000 for plastic surgery to look like Demi Moore. What?! This is some MTV Real Life crazy cakes material—where is reality television when you need it? Anway, Lisa is convinced this will make her last months on earth happier.

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She writes in her blog:

The LeAnn Rimes cheating scandal proved to be good for ratings. After news surfaced last week that LeAnn was cheating on husband Dean Sheremet with co-star Eddie Cibrian, the premier of their Lifetime movie Northern Lights recieved a whopping 4.5 million viewers, which means it was the most-watched movie of all year. Wowza!

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Seth Rogen denies that he’s dodging Lindsay Lohan‘s phone calls about a future project. In the latest issue of Nylon, Lindsay says she’s been trying to get in touch with Seth but he has failed to return any of her phone calls. In the interview she claims she and Sean Penn have a fantastic idea for a project, but Seth won’t cooperate. Not true says the comic.

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Kate Moss flips out in the bathroom.  Kate didn’t flip out because it smelled, or because she ran out of toilet paper.  Kate flipped her wig because the stalls were all occupied and she was going to have to stand in line and wait her turn.  OH!  THE HORROR!

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Kate has been known to have a bad temper.   Photographers, friends and even family have all seen her fly in to a rage at the drop of a hot.  This time, The Sun says:

Amy Winehouse’s label rejects her new songs. The songs Amy wrote while she was in the tropical islands recovering from drugs.  And the funny reason is you’ll never guess why Amy’s label rejected them!

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No doubt, Amy was inspired while on vacation.  Her music took on a reggae tone and the record management people didn’t like it!  From MTV News:

Ashton Kutcher posted a picture of Demi Moore’s butt while she’s bending over in a bikini on his Twitter account. Now that is a bit immature and lame, isn’t it Kutcher? Here’s what Ashton wrote underneath the Demi’s butt photo on Twitter.

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watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious

shhh don’t tell wifey