Jesus Luz is now moving in with Madonna. Jesus has given up everything and is now 100% Madonna‘s boy toy, according to sources. He has signed with New York City’s famed modeling agency Ford Models and enjoys quiet nights at home with Madonna and her children—who are closer to his age then his girlfriend. Something is FISHY about this story.

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According to the Mirror, Madonna has completely changed her ways since meeting and bedding the Brazilian 22-year-old.

Lindsay Lohan’s arrest charges were dropped. Lindsay‘s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley called all the media attention, “much ado about nothing” while exiting the court room this afternoon. Lindsay didn’t attend three of her alcohol education classes, blamed the paparazzi for one of those, and was instead ordered to enroll in a new program that will start on April 3.

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Jessica Simpson forgot the lyrics to some of her songs in concert. Again. Christ. When is Jessica going to realize this whole singing career isn’t really working out? While we’re all human, Jess has made this mistake many, many times. Methinks it’s not just a dumb blond act, but rather that she is a dumb blond…

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Andy Samberg has been tapped to host the MTV movie awards. Andy has been on Saturday Night Live since September of 2005 and is thrilled to be the host of the MTV movie awards this May, who won high brow nods for his comedy when he won a Creative Arts Emmy for his digital short, “D–k in a Box,” costarring Justin Timberlake.

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Andy told Usmagazine.com:

The making of J. J. Abram’s Star Trek movie – Starpulse

BeBe Winans responsive for domestic abuse allegations – Hip Hollywood

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together – Hot Momma Gossip

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Jennifer Love Hewitt looks horrible – Gravy n Biscuits

Celine Dion’s 8-year old son playing Poker already – Celeb. Dirty Laundry

Lindsay Lohan: Poster girl for anorexia – Celeb Fashion Watcher

Victoria Beckham creeps me out – Celebrilarity

Jennifer Aniston is going to be the new Bond girl! Aniston is being considered for the role of Bond girl in the next Bond film. Jennifer, 40 has recently expressed an interest in starring in a Bond film so now she’s being given a screen test for the follow up to ‘Quantum of Solace’, tentatively titled “Bond 23″ which will star Daniel Craig as James Bond.

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