Angelina Jolie covers Digital Photographer April 2009 – Bitten & Bound

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron denied wedding rumor – Farandulista

Our favorite Nerds and Geeks of Yore — Where are they now? – Asylum

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Oprah Winfrey & Rihanna (Video): “Secret Woman” revealed and shattered hope – Post Chronicle

Melissa Jimenez is today’s hottest chick – COED Magazine

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Miley Cyrus has a heart condition – Hollywood Grind

Miley Cyrus has now offended the handicapped people of the world. She and her boyfriend Justin Gaston went out to dinner and then decided to get ice cream.  That’s when the night went downhill for Miley in a big way.

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Miley parked her car in a handicapped zone so she wouldn’t have to walk far. Hello????  ILLEGAL!  Did no one mention that to her in driving class?  Or did she buy her way out of it?  She must have, because she has a hard time putting the car in reverse and leaving later.  Click to watch the video below:

Lil’ Kim sees dead people. Really.  She says she does, especially one in particular.  And his name was Notorious BIG.  For the life of me, I cannot figure out why people still talk about him and his death years later.  Was he really a God or something?

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Notorious was gunned down several years back.  The rap industry put him on a shrine and forgot about the crime and drugs or whatever bad things he did before that.  Lil’ Kim being one of them.  Maybe because she was romantically involved at the time.  She tells RapRadar:

Jamie Lynn Spears is recording a country album. Hold on to your shit kickers and plug your ears.  Hasn’t Jamie Lynn seen the news or heard what happened to Jessica Simpson’s career when she crossed over?  Country fans know who the fakes are…

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Jamie Lynn has hardly been seen or heard from in several months.   She does look great in pictures, like she’s keeping herself out of trouble and the press.  Is it on purpose?   E! Online says:

Chris Brown wants a misdemeanor plea and no jail time in his case with Rihanna. Misdemeanor! And you know he doesn’t want to go to jail because if he is left alone with any real prisoners, they’d open up a can of whoop ass on him. Pretty boy can’t handle that.

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There seems to be a lot of details that still are being slowly released to the public.  Why slowly, I don’t know.  From TMZ:

Ashlee Simpson Wentz has signed on to star in the Melrose Place remake. Ugh.  Is anyone going to really watch this show?  90210 didn’t take off as well as had hoped, why are they doing it to Melrose Place?  Can’t find any good, NEW shows?

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