Nicole Richie told off Tila Tequila. It seems that Tila has a fondness for Joel Madden that Nicole does not appreciate correctly. Or maybe it was just because Tila was flirting all over Joel on the day they announced they were expecting their second child.
More pictures after the screaming…
Jewel and Nancy O’Dell are injured and have to quit Dancing With the Stars, even before it begins! Rumors were swirling that Jewel was trying to make a comeback, but she can’t do it. Holly Madison will replace one of them, but who is the other replacement?
More pictures after the x-rays…
Jewel had not one, but TWO broken bones! Doctors discovered this on her x-rays and said she had to quit. This is what Jewel says in her blog:
Amy Winehouse is now charged with assault. No, it isn’t assault with a new beehive. This charge comes from an incident back in the fall when she punched someone. Amy gets back from St. Lucia looking better and then gets slapped with this. Will it make her go downhill?
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Amy looks much healthier than she did a few months ago. Maybe she did clean herself up on vacation. Because if she didn’t, things couldn’t much worse for her than they did in the fall. People Magazine says:
Madonna is voted PETA’s worst-dressed celebrity of 2009! Oops, Madonna tops PETA’s s##t list! The runners-up: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Elizabeth Hurley, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Mary J. Blige, and Kate Moss. It’s an on-line poll conducted on PETA’s own site naturally the winners are all fur-offenders.
more laughs after the jump…
This is what PETA has to say about the winners:
Madonna
Robin Williams needs heart valve replacement ASAP. The stand up comedian had to cancel a show in Florida because he was said to be having shortness of breath. I guess so….and a few chest pains to go with that!
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Robin used to be a hard partier in the past and admitted to drug and alcohol abuse. We all know what those substances do – helllllloo damage to the heart. Well, Robin needs aortic valve replacement surgery. And it is a kinda common open heart surgery. From the Orlando Sentinel:
Hugh Hefner’s Health is Failing
Hugh Hefner’s health appears to be failing. Well, it does if you are an outsider looking in and see the wrinkly old sex pot. Because Hef heard that report and was mad and announced he is perfectly fine. Cough cough. He’s perfectly fine.
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Several people saw Hef looking frail and under the weather at his ball this week at the mansion. And they reported it. From Comcast:
