Reese Witherspoon covers ELLE magazine April 2009 – Bitten & Bound
Britney Spears kicked off her first tour in five years – Farandulista
Obama going gray 44 days in office! - Asylum
Heather Vandeven is today’s hottest chick – Coed Magazine
Not providing birth control will not prevent students from having sex! – College Candy
Doug Reinhardt looks like a really good kisser – Pacific Coast
Jon Bon Jovi made fan’s dream come true – Gabby Babble
Chris Brown has just been charged with TWO felonies for his assault on Rihanna. And even worse, details that were not previously known have come to light. They are even more horrifying than the picture that was leaked of Rihanna.
More details after the jump…
Chris was in court when the judge read off his two counts. The counts against him are felony assault and making a criminal threat. Maximum punishment for the crimes is 4 years and 8 months.
Lindsay Lohan is mad at Glamour and Katie Holmes. Well, not at Katie directly, but because she got the cover Lindsay thought she had secured. Meooow! Is the diva coming out from Lindsay?
More pictures after the cat scratch…
Glamour ran a bunch of photos from young stars today copying famous pictures of women from decades past. Lindsay Lohan was made to look like Madonna in her Like a Virgin days. From MSNBC:
Paris Hilton’s new boyfriend drops $10,000 on a new dog for her. The dog is a teacup Pomeranian – meaning it is very small and can be stuffed in to one of Paris’s Louis Vuitton bags. Did she really need another pet? Couldn’t he have gotten her jewelry?
More news after the dog biscuits…
I wonder how long these two have been hooking up. Wasn’t she just pining over Benji Madden? If you were Doug, wouldn’t you feel like a third wheel? From the Scoop:
Brad Pitt goes political and will meet with Nancy Pelosi in Washington DC, today. In case you don’t know, Nancy is the Speaker of the House. The House of Representatives….it’s a big political position. What’s the topic of the meeting? A photo op! Of course, Nancy wants a photo op with Brad minus Angelina.
More pictures after the fake smiles…
Ashley Cole Arrested
Ashley Cole has been arrested! The cheating husband to Cheryl Cole and soccer star was busted outside of a London club last night for getting testy with cops. He was with teammates – not his wife – when things got ugly and the handcuffs came out. Will he ever learn?
More pictures after the handcuffs….
It seems Ashley had been drinking – duh, it was a club – and the night went downhill from there. From The Sun:
