Tom Cruise is going to take the little family camping. I can see it now…the armored tent, bulletproof glass around a campfire pit, the security guards sleeping ten feet away. Yeah, that’s how normal people camp.
More pictures after the burned marshmallows…
Would anyone else pay big money to have a tent pitched next to them just to hear the conversation? Would their ‘normalacy’ surprise you? From the Mirror:
We can reveal that he will be turning his back on luxury hotels and five-star resorts to take wife Katie and daughter Suri on a no-frills trip in the US.
And Katie, 30, can’t wait to dive into a tent with her husband – who can cook up a spaghetti storm under the stars.
She said: “We love going camping. Once when we were camping Tom made his pasta carbonara for me.
An insider told us: “They’ll be accompanied by a friend from the church of Scientology, as Tom never likes to be too far away from his religion. They will also have security camped down the road to keep any unwelcome people at bay.”
Well, the smell of Tom’s carbonara will have people – and wildlife – flocking from miles around… “They are certainly likely to cause a bit of a frenzy,” agreed our source. “But the whole point of them moving away from luxury holidays is to do things as a normal family.’ Suri will be three next month and Tom and Katie want her to experience as much normality as possible.
Is that just a ridiculous statement or what? First, if Tom wanted to camp in private he never should have said so before the fact. Now people are going to try and find him camping so they can get pictures of the ridiculous event. Second, how does he think he can be normal with security and scientology people camping too? Last, pasta carbonara camping?
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