Dita Von Teese has a new boy toy. While previously linked to Marilyn Manson, Dita is not in a steamy relationship with 25-year-old Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. Wow. That’s quite the name. Count whatever is the son of fashion designer, Jean-Charles de Castelbajac.

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Of course, the real kicker that nobody can get over is the fact Dita is 12 years older than Count. The pair went to the Coachella Music Festival last month, and according to Page Six sent horrified shockwaves.

Paula Abdul was fooled by actor Sacha Baron Cohen in the newest Bruno film. Paula was interviewed by Sacha, disguised as Austrian fashion reporter Bruno, and never caught on to the joke.  According to Page Six, viewers will be treated to a spaced-out and trusting Paula answering all of Bruno’s ridiculous questions.

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While Abdul’s rep had “no comment” the column reported that Paula was completely fooled. To this day Paula thinks she was very earnestly interviewed by a flamboyantly gay Eastern European fashion correspondent.

Hugh Hefner, contrary to previous reports, isn’t still in love with Holly Madison and doesn’t want her back as a girlfriend. While Hugh and Holly shared a torrent affair up until when she left the mansion in October, Hugh wants everyone to know that he is now in love with new playmate, Crystal Harris.

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Tyra Banks’ stalker was found guilty. Brady Green, who lives in Georgia, traveled by bus to New York City where Tyra now tapes, and waited outside her building on March 18th. In the past, Green had sent Tyra flowers, called frequently, and told police officers that he and Tyra had a “thing together.”

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In response, according to the AP, Green told the judge he was attempting to get tickets to the show, and his enthusiasm was misconstrued.

Lindsay Lohan likes the paparazzi attention. Just like at the grin on her face, when Lindsay realizes the cameras have captured her in a swimsuit, bellying up to the bar.  Does this look like the face of someone who wants privacy?  To be left alone to deal with a breakup of a girlfriend?  Or someone who is going to get their life back together?  Nope.  No.  Not yet.

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The police visited Nadya Suleman over her preschool aged son’s black eye. Nadya claims, in part, it was a misunderstanding.  And of course, the black eye was an accident at home.  Or was it at school?  Read on to see what she told police and reporters…

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Nadya had a knock on her door and the police and Child Welfare services were on the other side.  Apparently, Nadya didn’t see the note from her son’s teacher asking how he received a black eye.  So the teacher sent the authorities in.  From Radar Online:

Heidi Montag might pose for Playboy Magazine now. Back in 2007, Playboy wanted Heidi to pose, but she wouldn’t do it.  For moral reasons, maybe? Ha!  Now with the depressed economy, a fake husband (you think?) and a show sliding in the ratings, Heidi is in serious talks for the spread.

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