Chris Brown, Alex Rodriguez and Christian Bale topped The Boston Phoenix‘s 100 Unsexiest Men list. The publication points out that unsexiness can rear it’s head in a variety of forms, not just physical. And while Chris, Christian and A-Rod are physically delightful, their attitudes tell a different story altogether.
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The publication also gave little monikers to all the winners. Chris Brown is “Ike Tyson.” Bernie Madoff is “Scumbag Millionaire” Alex Rodriguez is A-Roid (real original) and Christian Bale is Brit Fume. Surprisngly, starting off the list is stinky vampire actor Robert Pattinson aka Hackula.
It really is a new era, however. Coming in at number 91 is former president George W. Bush or Brain Dead Prez. Had this been last year, that number one spot would have been Dubyas to lose.
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