Lauren Conrad was on David Letterman last night, and Dave admitted that he’d like to see Lauren Conrad’s sex tape. Lauren was cute, sparkly and surprisingly witty saying she was selling her plane ticket to Heidi and Spencer‘s wedding on eBay. Ha.

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As the interview progressed, Dave called Spencer “creepy” and “oily” and expressed his disgust that Spencer was the one who started the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor from last year. Via usmagazine.com, Dave then expressed his disappointment when he found out there was no tape, “I would’ve liked to see it he said.”

He then went on to call Brody Jenner a “load.” When LC expressed her confusion at the adjective “load” Dave quipped, “the only thing you can do with a load is unload.”

Say what you will about Letterman, but he truly is at his best when matching wits with young Hollywood. Sort of like a hybrid between the creepy old guy at the bar and a loving uncle. Click here for the video.

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