Dita Von Teese has a new boy toy. While previously linked to Marilyn Manson, Dita is not in a steamy relationship with 25-year-old Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. Wow. That’s quite the name. Count whatever is the son of fashion designer, Jean-Charles de Castelbajac.

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Of course, the real kicker that nobody can get over is the fact Dita is 12 years older than Count. The pair went to the Coachella Music Festival last month, and according to Page Six sent horrified shockwaves.

“We’re all shocked they’re together,” a pal of Castelbajac told us. “She’s really robbing the cradle.”

So, do these celebrity couples do this on purpose? Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher? Demi’s ex Bruce Willis marrying his zygote? Can we add Marilyn and Dita to the list now too?