Hugh Hefner, contrary to previous reports, isn’t still in love with Holly Madison and doesn’t want her back as a girlfriend. While Hugh and Holly shared a torrent affair up until when she left the mansion in October, Hugh wants everyone to know that he is now in love with new playmate, Crystal Harris.

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Crystal, like all his favorite playmates before, is a twenty-something, blond and with breasts she wasn’t born with. Hugh also gives a shout-out to those classy Shannon twins. You know the ones; they were arrested for assault a few years ago in Florida. Very sophisticated women. As The New York Daily News reports:

I’m in love with Crystal Harris and wouldn’t trade her or the Shannon Twins for anyone in the past,” the 83-year-old said in a statement to the Daily News. Hefner told Us Weekly that he has “no idea where these crazy stories come from,” adding, “it was invented by someone to create publicity…Holly will always be welcome here at the Mansion, but not as a girlfriend,” he said. “I think she’s happy now and I know I am.”

Hugh, we’re sure, is laughing all the way to the trailer park (where he finds all his ladies, naturally) as Holly and homewrecker Cris Angel are no longer dating.