Katy Perry graces the cover of Loaded Magazine May 2009. Perry, the 24 year old singer gives us 5 reasons why we should love her! Oh, Katy also admits that she swears, drink cocktails, pick her nose and fart. I know what you’re thinking.. Let’s not be hypocrites here. Don’t you do the same?

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 more photos of Katy Perry below…

5 Reasons why we should love Katy:

1. Ms Perry is single-handedly responsible for a surge in English girls snogging their mates in nightclubs.

2. She loves it over here. “Love England”, Katy said, after flying over from LA to pick up a BRIT award here.

3. She can fold a napkin into the shape of an erect male willy and a set of female breasts. Not bad, as party tricks go.

4. She angered miserable lesbians who have accused Perry of “lezploitation”.

5. Katy Perry is absolutely brilliant in bed.

Katy has recently broken up with her ex-boyfriend, Travis McCoy, the Gym Class Heroes frontman… So that makes this 24-year old, “I kissed the Girl” singer a very eligible bachelorette.

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