Tony Romo makes Jessica Simpson choose the booze or him. It seems like Jessica still has a lot of partying ways that the star athlete isn’t fond of.  He’s young and a bit of a partier too, but maybe she doesn’t know when to say when.  And those drinks can have a lot of calories in them…

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are bored with each other. Already.  Just look at the expression on Paris’ face.  She’d rather be anywhere than on the red carpet with Doug, the boorish guy she’s stuck hanging out with for the night.  But to give Dougie some credit, he lasted longer than I thought he would!

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Hayden Panettiere was robbed. The midget heroine was robbed of her jewelry when she was out of town last week.  Hayden came home and discovered her jewels had disappeared…hmmmm…does Milo Ventimiglia have an alibi?

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Hayden’s missing jewelry racks up to the cost of $15,000!  Someone knew what they were taken was valuable.  I guess Hayden should have been nicer to her house staff, they might have left her stuff alone.  From Celebslam:

Hugh Jackman says he isn’t gay. The singing and dancing Hugh has been thwarting off rumors about his sexuality for years and recently opened up to Parade magazine. While it would be easy to assume that art imitated life for Jackman, who played a gay Australian songwriter in “The Boy From Oz”, sadly the star likes the ladies.

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Jackman told the paper:

John Mayer has a new girlfriend. John has moved on from Jennifer Aniston and is rebounding with 23-year-old cocktail waitress, Scheana Marie Jancan. John and Scheana met at some unnamed Beverly Hills lounge where she gave John her number and the two have been “canoodling” ever since.

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Nadya Suleman’s (OctoMom), stripper name was Angelina. Looks like Nadya has had a rather sick fascination with Angelina Jolie for awhile now. The news surfaced a few months back that Nadya was in fact a stripper in her late teens and twenties. While OctoMom brushed it off as nothing, a dancer named “Sage” has come out of the woodwork with fresh stories about Nadya.

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Sage told InTouch (via MSNBC):