Chris Brown, Alex Rodriguez and Christian Bale topped The Boston Phoenix‘s 100 Unsexiest Men list. The publication points out that unsexiness can rear it’s head in a variety of forms, not just physical. And while Chris, Christian and A-Rod are physically delightful, their attitudes tell a different story altogether.

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The publication also gave little monikers to all the winners. Chris Brown is “Ike Tyson.” Bernie Madoff is “Scumbag Millionaire” Alex Rodriguez is A-Roid (real original) and Christian Bale is Brit Fume. Surprisngly, starting off the list is stinky vampire actor Robert Pattinson aka Hackula.

John Mayer finally admitted to making out with Perez Hilton. About a year ago, we reported that John and Perez had kissed, and that Mayer may be the next to come out in Hollywood. Looks like this little Perez/Mayer rumor was true! As most of you may know, John Mayer has this ill-fated dream of being the next Chris Rock or something, and during one of this stand-up performances he admitted to the little makeout sess with Perez.

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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are married! Congratulations to the lovely couple! Paris and Doug only started dating a few months back after Paris and her ex-boyfriend, Benji Madden split up last November. The two seem to have met their match!

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Kim Kardashian finally got her first tattoo! It’s a big Reggie Bush on her arm! Kim said on her blog that her little brother, Rob [Rob Kardashian] finally got to her and took her to the tattoo parlor. Kim got inked! I’m kidding about the Reggie Bush but Kim did get herself inked - Happy April Fools Day! It’s a nice looking tattoo but I still say it’s a pretty big tattoo to live with so I hope Kim keeps on liking it. What do you think of Kim’s tattoo? Like it or not?

Omarion and his new wife filmed themselves making a sex tape! Omarion had secretly married his girlfriend who is a bisexual Magic City stripper and they have been buzy making a threesome sex tape – At least according to a source revealing to Thebyf.com.

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Kellie Pickler and Ed Westwick wear kilts for charity. Ed had sexy, hairy legs showing and Kellie had, not sexy, fluffy hair on her head showing.  What the heck happened to her?  Was it windy in Manhattan or something?  Like a hurricane gale wind blowing before Kellie went out on the runway?

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