Pete Wentz was caught partying with a group of trashy strippers while Ashlee Simpson was at home caring for their child, Bronx Mowlgi. Star reported that after a Las Vegas show, Pete got down and dirty with the “exotic dancers” even lubing up a mat and playing a scummy game of Lube Slip ‘n’ Slide. Bet Ashlee and Bronx were the farthest thing from his mind…

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more Pete Wentz photos after the hop…

According to Star, “everybody was going absolutely crazy” although Pete was in “great spirits” “singing and dancing, grinding up against the dancers.” Some snitch must’ve sold the pictures to Star, and while we’d love to villify Pete, he’s just to squishy and feminine to think he’s ever cheat (or even be able to cheat). Who wants to sleep with Pete Wentz?! He’s like five-five!

All that aside, to add insult to injury, Ashlee Twittered your usual girly stuff about her “hubs” and “little man” and how heart-broken she was to leave Pete. Sigh. There will be some explaining to do when Mr. Wentz returns…

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