Bette Midler was quoted as saying Jennifer Aniston should date a race car driver. The world has watched Jennifer Aniston’s love life unravel over and over again (and over again), so Midler felt she should weigh in and help out poor Jenny. Bette wondered if maybe a profile on Jdate.com (Jewish dating site) may not help out.

more Jennifer and Bette photos after the hop…

Bette told reporters for People.com:

“She needs an exciting guy, like a race-car driver,” Midler, whose Las Vegas revue The Showgirl Must Go On marks its 100th show on June 7, told PEOPLE about Aniston. “I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who’s going to give her a run for her money.  She should find somebody who is really hot, who’s not in show business. Somebody with a lot of money, and she should live the large life and forget about these a–holes. She’s a great girl. She’s got everything going for her.”

“Forget these a–holes?” Hm. Is a-holes code word for Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and John Mayer? Well, Bette seemed to approve of Vince.

“I actually thought Vince Vaughn was great,” she said. “He’s hilarious, he’s good-looking. I mean, I thought he had it all.” But adds Midler, “I don’t really know them, but I like them, I like to watch them, I enjoy them.”