John Mayer left an arrogant little tweet about how the public shouldn’t hate him because he dates their “fantasy girls.” John is well-aware of the media’s fascination of his personal life (music is just a footnote in small print at this point), and loves it so much he feels the need to respond at any given moment. Oh, John also says he isn’t douche. He’s a “showbiz type.” Tomato, To-mahto.

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This is what Mayer tweeted (via

I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t. Showbiz types’ are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry. I’m a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!!”

Now if only he had followed that up with the classic DSM IV Douche Bag Qualities than we’d be in business, Herr Mayer.

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