A Canadian woman is accusing Keanu Reeves of fathering four illegimate children. Karen Sala is saying Reeves knocked her up four times over 20 years ago and has refused to pay dime of child support. Karen is claiming she and Reeves had a torrid years long affair and the two have known each since she was 9. Reeves on the other hand says he has no clue who this crazy cakes lady even is. What a mess.

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TheStar.com reported that Karen claims she lived with Keanu’s family for awhile as a teen when she tried to run away. Needless to say, Sala has nothing nice to say about The Matrix star.

“I’m pissed. I just want him to stand up and be a man,” Sala said in an interview yesterday. “They grew up with the ex’s family always saying they weren’t his, so they had to contend with that,” she said. In addition to the DNA test, Sala is seeking child support of $150,000 per month, retroactive to June 1988, as well as $3 million per month in spousal support retroactive to November 2006.