Madonna and Jesus Luz are set to wed, Kabbalah-style. Jesus Luz’s father, Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz, told Brazillian magazine Quem that his son and Madonna will take part in some sort of “ritual” marriage in New York. Good God, what will her Madgesty think of next?

more Madonna and Jesus photos after the hop…

Someone at The New York Daily News got their hands on the interview and reported:

The kabbalah ceremony [in New York that] will link up my son Jesus Luz and Madonna only confirms that he is extremely happy.” But although the pair is planning a ceremony, the younger Luz most likely won’t be signing a prenup anytime soon: I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity,” says Luis, who doesn’t seem upset that his evangelically raised son, a model, is converting to the branch of Judaism.

A kabbalah ritual marriage? Color us cynical, but sounds sort of cult-ish, no?