Megan Fox is now saying she’s bisexual. Megan has been doing all sorts of promotion for that second Transformers movie, and has been giving all sorts of revealing interviews. So, poof, now she’s bisexual! And who’s on her lesbian short list? Olivia Wilde! Jenna Jameson!

more Megan photos after the switch of the teams…

Megan Fox told Esquire via The Sun:

I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde s so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but… oh boy.”

Not to rain on her Shock Parade, but Jenna Jameson is a bit standard, no?