Neighbors of Paris Hilton are trying to pay off her landlord so that she can be evicted. That’s some neighborhood watchgroup you have, Paris! They sure do keep the riff raff out, which means most of your friends can’t come over to party until 5 am anymore!

More pictures of Paris after the skip…

Poor Paris. No one likes it when she, her dogs, her bodyguards, the paparazzi and the media all move in to their neighborhood. It goes downhill quick! From The Mirror:

Paris Hilton’s neighbor has offered her landlord more money than the rent she pays to evict his new tenant.

According to reports in the US, Paris and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have upset their neighbors by throwing loud parties and making too much noise.

Police have been called twice in the space of five days by residents in the upmarket Hollywood Hills location.

Apparently after cops were called to a bash on Monday night, one of socialite Paris’ friends keyed and egged the neighbors’ cars in retaliation.

That’s not nice! Doesn’t Paris know you are supposed to make cookies and take them to your neighbor’s house, not throw eggs? Is it Paris’ fault that everyone follows her?