Nick Cannon defends Mariah Carey from Eminem. The evil that is Eminem and the goodness that is Mariah sounds more like what Nick is defending. Gag. Eminem is trying to make a comeback, but Mariah is too, so what better way to generate headlines than to cause a ruckus over each other?

More pictures of Mariah, Nick and Eminem after the break…

The ruckus is over Mariah’s name and likeness in a new song. Eminem hints at a past romance between himself and Mariah, which she denies, and which the song is based on. Nick is mad over Eminem’s treatment of Mariah in the song. The lyrics via People Magazine:

“Mariah whatever happened to us,” he raps. “Why did we ever have to break-up?” He then turns his sights on Cannon, who married Carey last year. Nick Cannon, you better back the f— up,” he raps. “I’m not playing, I want her back, you punk.” It soon gets worse, when Eminem raps, “I wish you luck with that … wh—”

Cannon fired back at Eminem in an entry on his personal blog on Friday. In the post, Cannon said that Eminem is “still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago.”

Cannon calls Eminem “Slim Lamey” and offers a challenge to him. “Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults,” he writes.

Oh, the high school drama. Maybe Nick can give Mariah his varsity jacket and Eminem will leave the two alone, since it is true love. Do you think the song is inappropriate?