Paris Hilton thinks The Hills is fake and cheesy. Paris Hilton, who is every bit as entrenched in the bubble-headed Hollywood life as LC, Audrina and the crew, is dating Hills alum, Doug Reinhardt. If any of you remember, Lauren cut Doug loose and then there was some rumor swirling about that Doug pursued Spencer’s little sister Stephanie Pratt. Interesting.

more Paris and Doug photos after the hop…

Anyway, Paris — who has her own fake reality T.V. show — thinks The Hills is just a big, heaping load of b.s.

“The show is, like, so lame and fake. He [Doug] doesn’t even want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.”

Uh oh. So no P. Hilt cameo on The Hills?