Scarlett Johansson is a bad director. Scarlett has said tons of times that her true dream in life is to direct, not act. While everyone thought this sounded like a good plan, seeing as Scarlett isn’t much of an actress, it turns out her work behind the camera is just as shoddy as her work in front. Minus her fantastic breasts, so maybe even worse.

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more Scarlett Johansson photos after the lack of talent…

Scarlett attempted to submit a black and white piece for the upcoming movie, New York, I Love You, but it was  “really bad” and “unwatchable” so swiftly rejected. Scarlett culled Kevin Bacon as an actor, but even he couldn’t save the short. As Page Six reports:

Scarlett and I nonetheless agreed that a final determination of its appropriateness in the context of the other contributions and the overall story would be best made in the editorial process,” said producer Emmanuel Benbihy. “And after months of editing . . . I had to admit that there were editorial decisions to be made in the interest of serving the overall narrative and composition that resulted in previously filmed scenes and footage not getting used.”

Which is a nice way of saying: IT SUCKED.

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