Shia LaBeof opened up to Playboy magazine and talked about his first time. Shia has been saying all sorts of ridiculous things to the press recently—like he’s attracted to his mother, for starters—and now he’s talking about the size of his, er, package and the in and outs (if you will) of his first time. Eh, just throw it on the OverSharing pile.

more photos of Shia after the hop…

Shia told Playboy (via NY Post) he lost his virginity 4 years ago (at the tender age of 18):

“I was shaking in my boots,” he says about the romp, four years ago. “Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move…We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***.”