Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyers welcomed a baby boy this morning. Toby and Jennifer already have a daughter, Ruby Sweetheart, so this makes numero dos for the couple who have been together since 2003. Ruby Sweetheart? Huh? Sweetheart?! Wow. How come this never makes the silly, dumb celebrity name lists?

more Tobey and Jennifer after the hop…

Is it just us, or does Hollywood seem to be popping them out more than ever? We’ll be sitting on the edge of our seats waiting for the name of Toby and Jennifer’s baby to be released. Let’s hope for his sake the middle name is a bit more butch than Sweetheart or Lamby or Honeypie.