Newlyweds Bruce Willis and Emma Heming covered W magazine. While this is a touch removed from the usual fluffy recently married pictorials for celebrities, Bruce and Emma don S&M-looking outfits and talk about how in love they are.

more Bruce and Emma after the hop…

According to the interview, Bruce was willing to write-off marriage altogether until he met Emma.

“I spent the last 10 years single and, for the most part, unhappy. In a dark place. I never thought that being with someone else was the answer,” he says. “I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself,” he adds. “Then I started hanging around Emma, and on a day-to-day basis my life became much happier.”

He also says he, Emma, Demi and Ashton have become like a “tribe.” Jeez. If only ever divorce could end with both parties upgrading and being bestest friends. It’s borderline subhuman.