Britney Spears is alive, so is Miley Cyrus, George Clooney and Natalie Portman. There seem to be a ton of celebrity death hoaxes going around on the internet during the last week. With so many actual celebrity deaths – Farrah Fawcett, Michel Jackson, Billy Mays, Ed McMahon – the sick hoax people thought it would be funny to keep it going.

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Lindsay Lohan says she is a workaholic. Snicker, snicker. Lindsay might seem like some kind of holic, but I don’t know if work needs to be in front of it.  Party, al, drug – those words come to mind first when I think of Lindsay. Work? Yeah she does it every so often.

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Lindsay made this outrageous statement to Contact Music:

Heidi Montag either found Jesus last night or got hacked.  Heidi’s Twitter account has some strange postings on it – with biblical references and scripture readings for everyone. It was even a bit much for Heidi’s style…

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Her Twitter account read like this:

good morning! praise Jesus for another day of life!

get ready for the rapture!! watch out for the antichrist!

Michael Jackson’s first London concert date is set to become a tribute concert to him. Michael had a string of concerts scheduled in London and now other stars might be performing on that date, in other cities, instead. There are some big name acts working out details to be ready to hit the stage…can you guess who?

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This coud set up to be an awesome, but sad, concert. MSNBC is reporting:

Katie Price denies that she has a new boyfriend. Katie says she had fun in Ibiza with some old friends – who happened to be former lovers – but that wasn’t unusual. Katie also says there is nothing going on…right! Her being carried out of a club wearing next to nothing = something!

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Katie says her week in Ibiza was fun but nothing more. She denies even getting drunk. According to The Sun:

Michael Jackson’s doctor is already ending the bill for his services. Talk about tacky!! Michael’s doctor is Conrad Murray, who was present at the time of Michael’s death. And it all smells shady if you are a friend or family member of Michael.

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The more information that comes out of Michael’s problem, the fishier everything seems. Family members searching for money, doctors running away, lawyers making all kinds of statements. From Yahoo! News: