Jennifer Garner got defensive and upset when director Kevin Smith made a series of disparaging jokes about Garner’s husband, Ben Affleck. Jennifer and Kevin worked together on Catch and Release back in 2006, and didn’t share the same sense of humor.

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Kevin Smith blew off steam by playfully jabbing Ben Affleck in front of Garner. She got so upset she threatened to kick his ass, he said. Smith via The New York Daily News said:

Beyonce cancelled a very expensive New York City show with little to no notice. Beyonce was slated to perform at New York City nightclub M2 and backed out at the last minute. While a show cancellation is always a bummer, M2 owner Joey Morrissey is steamed and claims Beyonce caused him to lose thousands of dollars.

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Gisele Bundchen is pregnant. Friends of Gisele and Tom Brady are blabbing to UsWeekly claiming the pair are indeed expecting. Gisele and Tom were married last February in California and every three weeks or so there was some sort of Gisele pregnancy rumor flooding the tabloids. Here’s hoping it’s actually true this time.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are writing a book on how to become famous. Famous? How can you be as famous as Heidi and Spencer after just one – now admittedly – staged show? A lot, I guess. How in the world will Heidi and Spencer find time between reality shows and posing for cameras to write?

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From Hollyscoop:

Madonna wants Gwyneth Paltrow to decorate Mercy’s bedroom. How GOOPY can Gwyneth make a little girl’s room look? A lot, I suppose. But maybe she will do a good job since Gwyneth (and Madonna too) already has a daughter of her own.

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Since Madonna was allowed to adopt Mercy on Friday, Madonna has been busy getting things ready for her. Mercy may even be in Madonna’s care as early as this week. From the Sun:

Jennifer Love Hewitt is writing a relationship advice book. Now, is there anyone out there who thinks that this is funny? Jennifer – who has never been married and has a couple broken engagements to her record – is writing a relationship book.

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Ugh. Another celebrity book is my first thought. Yours? From People Magazine: