Jennifer Aniston is back to drunk texting John Mayer in hopes the two can rekindle their love affair. Sigh. According to sources John hasn’t thought twice about Jen since they split and certinaly hasn’t picked up a phone, but Jennifer has been “stressed” and “feeling lonely.” Siiiiiiiiighhhhhhhh.

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Sources at Showbiz Spy are returning to this tired story once again and claiming Jen routinely drinks one too many glasses of wine and, poof, her fingers get to dialing. Which would be fine, but this is infuriating Courteney Cox:

John Stamos wants to create a Full House movie. Yes, he’s serious, no John doesn’t expect himself or any of the original cast members to star. Which, really is a shame. Mary-Kate could use the work. Rather, John would like to conceptualize a movie that takes place in the early stage of the show and cast young-ish Hollywood in the starring roles.

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher want Susan Boyle to sing at their wedding anniversary. Oh, God. Will those two just stop? First Demi and Ashton do that lame twitter-mania b.s. and now this? Anyway, they think Susan is so “kitsch” and “unique” and are willing to shell out more than $30, ooo to have her perform for friends at their place in September.

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Someone snitched to The Mirror that:

George Clooney’s cocktail waitress girlfriend, Lucy Wolvert is hoping to move in with George in his LA mansion. Wolvert, the 23-year-old, cocktail waitress in some of Miami’s most exclusive nightclubs has only been quietly dating Clooney for the past couple of months. They got together while George, 48 was filming his new flick Up in the Air in Miami.

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 Audrina Patridge’s golden bikini Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger ad.  Forget the burger, Audrina looks pretty good in her itty bitty bikini. Audrina, the reality TV star tells People magazine that they made sure her bikini was reversible while filming the juicy burger ad – in case of any ketchup or teriyaki mishaps. Hey, why don’t they have a fat man eating a burger instead. I say sexiness sells?

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Lindsay Lohan is chasing her ex Samantha Ronson all over town in London.  Lohan arrived unexpectedly at Bungalow 8, where ex-girlfirend Sam Ronson was partying with her brother Mark Ronson and his girlfriend, Tennesse Thomas. But shortly after Lohan’s appearance in the club, Ronson and her clan left.

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Lilo then followed them in her own car over to Ronson’s West London hotel to try and hang out with them again.