Lindsay Lohan would love to star as Marilyn Monroe in an upcoming remake of  Some Like It Hot. We all saw this one coming. Lindsay has been posing in blonde wigs for over a year now, and we all know she has the vodka and pills bit down. Ah. No, we don’t mean that. That wasn’t nice. Anyway, according to sources there isn’t a script yet for this remake, but that hasn’t stopped LiLo from dreaming.

Jessica Simpson has a very high price tag on her beauty regime. Jessica is currently filming a new reality show, The  Price of Beauty, and shocked VH-1 at how high maintenance (and morbidly expenisve) she is. Jessica, who has taken a lot of heat in the press for her up and down weight, is hoping to five women perspective on beauty with a new show that exposes different cultures’ and their beauty regimes.

more photos of Jessica after the hop…

Megan Fox rejected Seth Rogan. Yeah, news flash. Shocker. Two years ago Seth Rogan and Megan Fox appeared on the same talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and Meg as just a wet-behind-the-years newby It Girl who was a little nervous. According to Seth, she traipsed into his dressing room, sat next to him and asked if he would sit next to her on Kimmel’s couch while being interviewed.

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together. So there you have it. Paris, we guess, is done with Christian Ronaldo (and the rest of Los Angeles) and is happily back together with Doug. While there hasn’t been a formal announcement, a “source” close to the pair says they are happier than ever. Or something like that.

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Carrie Prejean is suing Miss California. After all the hoopla with Carrie angering the gay community, then losing her crown, she got hired by conservative groups to do a bunch of work. Why is she suing now?

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Carrie seems like a prima dona. Why is she suing Miss California, when she was the one to break the contract? According to LA Late:

Roseanne Barr is in the midst of a bombshell photo scandal. But isn’t Roseanne always in something for trouble? This time, however, fans of Roseanne and her crass ways think she might have crossed the line.

More magazine pictures of Roseanne after the break….

Roseanne met with the publisher and decided on the above pictures. Tasteful? Going against stereotypes? From Heeb Magazine:

Why is Katie Price trying on wedding dresses? Katie made a comment about wanting to marry her boyfriend as soon as her divorce to Peter Andre was final. Was Katie serious?

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Katie must have been, because she hit up the boutique straight after the lawyer’s office! But supposedly it’s not what we think. According to STV:

Katie’s spokesperson told The Sun that she was looking for an outfit to wear for the forthcoming wedding of her make-up artist Gary Cockerill.