Amy Winehouse is forbade from taking drunk dips in her hotel pool. Amy has been holed up in St. Lucia for a few months now, and has been (this is gonna shock the pants off you) getting drunk and swimming in her hotel’s pool. They were worried the singer would drown. Wow. She gets sloppy.

more Amy photos after the hop…

Spies for The Sun have drifted out of the woodwork (as they always do) and gotten some choice quotes:

“Staff have found Amy on a number of occasions collapsed on the grass by the pool after going for a swim. There are concerns that one night she won’t be able to get out of the water and something tragic will happen. She’s regularly drinking large quantities of wine and rum and no one in her condition should be going anywhere near water.”

Hey. At least it’s wine and not crack. Why can’t anyone ever be optimistic?