Hugh Hefner’s Shannon twins like swagger in a man. Huh? Karissa and Kristina Shannon did an interview where they list details of the men they like, what turns them on (shudder) and details people really didn’t want to hear. Now there are snickers behind poor old Hugh’s back…

More pictures of Kristina and Karissa after the leap…

Why are there snickers? Well, Karissa and Kristina look for things in a man, that Hef doesn’t have. According to Fox News:

Aside from baring their bodies, the blonde, blue-eyed babes dish on how much both they and Hef love Mafia movies, their ambition to become “supermodels and actresses” and what really turns them on in a male companion.

“Swagger, confidence, men who are outgoing and have good hygiene,” they wrote. “And of course tall, dark and handsome!”

Does Hef look like he’s tall, dark or handsome in these pictures? The Shannon twins are taller than he is! Maybe that’s why we aren’t seeing Karissa and Kristina in the spotlight much…they aren’t as tactful like Holly Madison or Kendra Wilkinson were.

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