Jessica Simpson needs a new stylist. Jessica still looks good – even with the addition of a few pounds – but the clothes she wears? Those horizontal stripes wouldn’t look good on anybody, let alone a girl with curves. Everyone knows to avoid horizontal if you got a bit of hip, let alone wear it all over like Jessica seems to!
More pictures of Jessica after the break…
Jessica has shown up multiple times in horizontal stripes recently. Helllllo?!?! From the Examiner:
Jessica Simpson is a wonderful role model for girls who aren’t stick thin. But one does have to question the outfit she wore as she sang the National Anthem at the Tiger Tourney Golf Event in Maryland. Simpson wore a body-hugging blue-and-red horizontal striped dress.
We all know that horizontal stripes are not recommended for women with a large bust or curves, as the hortizontal stripes create a wider illusion of the body.
So, is Jessica dropping the weight off or not? It seems she does a yo-yo with every different outfit she puts on. Jessica - get a stylist to work with you! Work with the curves, not against them.
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