Lindsay Lohan stiffs a locksmith, the working class people. Stand back up. I know you’re shocked at Lindsay’s behavior. She and Samantha Ronson are upstanding, caring and sympathetic people who would never do something as crazy as stiff a locksmith. That they called. At 4 in the morning.

More pictures of Lindsay after the lock…

Lindsay and Samantha were partying it up until the wee hours of the morning and forgot their keys. How do you BOTH forget your keys? They called a lockmsith and the rest is history, according to TMZ:

As the locksmith did his thing, Lindsay found an open window and told the locksmith he could stop. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay refused, offering $20 instead.

The locksmith tells us Sam then told him to move his car away from the property. He obliged, but when he came back, Lindsay and Sam had locked themselves in the house and didn’t pay him a penny.

How was it Lindsay came to have a $20 bill? Can’t they scrape together $39 to give to the poor guy, who they rolled out of bed at an ungodly hour? Come on, ladies….