Miley Cyrus wants to help middle America’s teens. Does Miley want to speak out against teen pregnancy? Nope. Does she want to stop drug and alcohol abuse by minors? not this time. Does she want to feed America’s poor and homeless children? Wrong again. What Miley wants to do is even bigger and better.

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Miley wants to ensure all American teens can have fashionable jeans. That’s right! All the wrong’s in the country can be fixed with the right brand – hers of course – pair of jeans. Exclusively offered at Wal-mart. From the LA Times:

“The jeans are my favorite part of the entire line. Because, like, literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available.”

And, no. These sexy spike leather boots and black feathered sheer dress — worn in the magazine’s cutting-edge editorial –are NOT in the Wal-Mart line.

If Miley’s going to talk about the clothes in the interview, why didn’t she WEAR them to be photographed in? Duh.Another celebrity pitch to whittle away the American teen dollar, if you ask me.