Lindsay Lohan may cut up with Machete. Machete being a movie role created by Robert Rodriguez, who also did Spy Kids and the Sin City movies, said a lot of people were sent scripts, but Lindsay is not confirmed. Yet. Michelle Rodriguez is confirmed for a role in the movie.

90725NQ1 LOHAN L B GRJPG 06

More pictures of Lindsay after the offer…

Heidi Montag will perform at the Miss Universe pageant next month. The move to schedule Heidi’s appearance is considered brave by some folks. Why? Because most people think Heidi can’t sing.

FP 2087169 Montag Heidi TMC 041009

More pictures of Heidi after the show…

Heidi is in to reality TV and can’t really act, but it has gotten her contracts with music producers. Donald Trump – who is in charge of the Miss Universe shindig – must think she has talent and went ahead and booked Heidi.  From Just Jared:

Britney Spears went flat. Or some people are claiming Britney went flatter because she had her breasts implants removed sometime before her Circus Tour began.  Britney has a ‘more natural’ look recently that has caused some people to begin to speculate.

FP 3289366 STLA Spears Britney 071909

More pictures of Britney after the song…

Britney had suddenly large breasts before her twenties. Then she had children and they got bigger. Now, they look…normal. From The Plastic Surgery Channel:

Are Chris Brown and Rihanna meeting illegally? The actions of both Chris and Rihanna are suspect lately, especially since both checked in to the same hotel in NYC for no great reason. Coincidence? Hope so, because Chris’ plea bargain states he needs to be at least 50 yards from Rihanna at all times.

90725M1 RIHANNA B GR 02

More pictures of Rihanna, Chris and Katy after the dance….

Candy Spelling tells Tori Spelling publicly to keep it private. Tori’s mother just doesn’t get it, does she? She keeps coming out in public with letters, emails and statements to her daughter, which she says they need to meet in private. Whatever, Candy. Tori hasn’t made a response so far.

90721P4 SPELLING B GR 05

More pictures of Candy and Tori after the break…

Candy and Tori have famously been at odds for years, taking their spat to the media. Candy came out with another letter, which she claims she sent as an exclusive to TMZ:

Paris Hilton says she isn’t a stupid heiress in a new documentary. Paris worked with MTV to come up with a show, explaining Paris’ life and the misconceptions regarding it. The show is titled Paris, Not France and will air this week.

90723W12 HILTON B GR 022

More pictures of Paris after the skip…

Paris wants to be remembered fondly like Princess Diana was. Hmmm, Princess Diana never had a sex tape out! From Celebrity Cafe: