Madonna doesn’t take Jesus Luz seriously. Imagine that. A fifty year old rock star Hall of Famer doesn’t seriously consider a 22 year old underwear model….why ever not? But in all fairness, Jesus might have some wisdom he could give Madonna.

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More pictures of Madonna and Jesus after the skip…

Jesus has been around and considered a boy toy for Madonna for months now. It seems Jesus is getting tired of the connotations. From the NY Daily News:

Holly Madison and Jason Statham hook up??? It seems Holly and Jason met and hit it off Saturday night at the UFC 100 fight in Las Vegas. Not only did they pose for pictures, but Jason did something else later that is…curious. What was it?

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More pictures of Jason and Holly after the jump…

Katie Price will star in the UK version of Baywatch. Well, Katie certainly fits the busty, skimpy swimsuit that Pamela Anderson vacated in the role. But how and why on Earth would they wear swimsuits like that in England? Does the beach get that warm?

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More pictures of Katie after the dive…

David Hasselhoff is set to be retooling his old show and putting a spin on it – like changing the setting and adding Katie. From Contact Music:

Michael Jackson without any surgery – The Dirty

Hayden Panettiere in bikini for GQ magazine – F-Listed

Vanessa Hudgens Gets Hooker Role – Market Gid

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Scarlett Johansson unveils sexy campaign and photos for MangoHoly Moly

Jonas Brothers alert! Russell Brand will host the MTV Video Music Awards – National Ledger

Danielle Lloyd is just friggin’ nuts! – News Toob

Holly Madison marries the Travelocity Gnome - Yeeeah

Which Playboy playmate has the hottest legs of all time? – Asylum

It’s up to women to save the economyCollege Candy

Katherine Heigl covers InStyle magazine – Farandulista

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Debbie Rowe drops custody battle: Sells kids for $4 Million – Bitten & Bound

Rakim Readies long awaited new, solo album – Baller Status

Teen tries to auction off naked pics of MomLemondrop

650-Pound virgin (Photos, Video) David Smith becomes sexy trainer – Post Chronicle

Sandra Bullock says she wants to get naked in every film. Sandra gets naked in her latest movie, The Proposal, and has been very pleased with the box office results. Yet, Bullock is quick to point out that the nakedness loses it’s appeal if you’re trying too hard to be sexy. In fact, she thinks the less sexy you are the better the nude scene.

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more Sandra after the hop…

Bullock told GMTV’s Ben Shephard (via The Sun):